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《齐云子》和《梅山剑影》我已经酝酿了五年，基本情节和相关历史和神话体系都做了充分准备。

Qi Yunzi and Meishan sword shadow have been brewing for five years, and the basic plot and relevant historical and mythological systems have been fully prepared.

下一本网络喜剧魔幻小说为《小妹闯江湖》。为年轻的小姑娘敢于闯荡拼搏而加油，也算是一种女性主义的赞歌，同时对这个男权统治的世界做一个善意的批评。

The next online comedy magic novel is "little sister into the Jianghu". Cheering for young girls who dare to go out and fight is also a hymn of feminism, and a kind criticism of this patriarchal world.

一 《齐云子》 梗概

I. outline of Qi Yunzi

昔者，共工与颛顼争为帝，怒而触不周之山，天柱折，地维绝。天倾西北，故日月星辰移焉；地不满东南，故水潦尘埃归焉。

In the past, Gonggong and Zhuanxu fought for the emperor. When they were angry, they touched the mountains of Zhou, the pillars of heaven were broken, and the earth was unique. The sky leans to the northwest, so the sun, moon and stars move; The land is not satisfied with the southeast, so the water is scratched and the dust returns to Yan.

昔时有南天门一片五彩祥云，降而落至北昆仑山，绕昆仑峰五千年，祥光四射。地不满东南，神州山川异位，这五彩祥云顺势飘至南昆仑，化而为雪，故南昆仑山变为雪峰山。雪峰山顶有朵雪莲，日夜皆有祥云缠绕。有一灵蛇，日夜求仙，慕名而来，化而为叶，于雪莲花下吸纳其天地灵气。如此亿万斯年，蛇莲一体，叶云同道。终化为人形，是为齐云子。

In the past, there was a colorful auspicious cloud at the South Tianmen gate, which fell to the North Kunlun Mountain and circled the kunlun peak for 5000 years. Dissatisfied with the southeast, China's mountains and rivers are ectopic. The colorful auspicious clouds drift to South Kunlun and turn into snow. Therefore, South Kunlun mountain becomes Xuefeng mountain. There is a snow lotus on the top of the snow peak, which is surrounded by auspicious clouds day and night. There is a spirit snake who seeks immortality day and night. It comes from admiration and turns into a leaf to absorb its heaven and earth aura under the snow lotus flower. For hundreds of millions of years, the snake and lotus are one, and ye Yun is the same. Finally into human form, it is Qi Yunzi.

齐云子出世，三界八方震动。如来玉帝老君于天宫商玄论道，不知齐云子诞生是何预兆？

Qi Yunzi was born and the three realms shook in all directions. The Jade Emperor of the Tathagata discussed Tao in Shangxuan of the heavenly palace. I don't know what the omen of the birth of Qi Yunzi is?

南北两极之冰寒二冥奉命南征，齐云子玉笛横吹，移山倒海，用七十二峰压住冰寒二冥，此时正是亿万斯年前的冰川时期。

Binghan Erming of the north and south poles was ordered to March south. Qi Yunzi's Jade Flute blew horizontally, moved mountains and seas, and pressed Binghan Erming with 72 peaks. At this time, it was the glacial period hundreds of millions of years ago.

后太上老君用八卦炉飞撞齐云子，齐云子长袖一挥，八卦炉则化为一颗小行星天外而去。众神惊叹不已，如来建议退兵。

The Empress Dowager flew into Qi Yunzi with the Bagua stove, and Qi Yunzi waved his long sleeve, and the Bagua stove turned into an asteroid and went away from the sky. The gods were amazed, and the Tathagata suggested to retreat.

如来曰，此次天神大战，将来恐有一场打劫。玉帝不解……

According to the Tathagata, there may be a robbery in the future. The jade emperor doesn't understand

太白金星急急进言，某年某月某日，八卦炉所化小行星将撞击地球，无数恐龙将有灭顶之灾！时有一蝙蝠，暗将此语记在心上，刻于洞内。亿万斯年后，蝙蝠病毒肆虐世界，齐云子再次出山，以岐黄之术，符箓之道，合天下医者，再开世界五千年太平………

Taibai Venus made an urgent suggestion. One day, one month, one year, the asteroid transformed by the gossip stove will hit the earth, and countless dinosaurs will be destroyed! There was a bat who wrote this in his heart and engraved it in the cave. Hundreds of millions of years later, the bat virus wreaked havoc in the world. Qi Yunzi came out of the mountain again. With the art of Qi Huang and the way of talisman, he combined the doctors of the world and opened the world to peace for 5000 years

过去庄严劫末的毗婆尸（Vipa^syi）、尸弃（S/ikhi^）、毗舍浮（Vis/vabhu）等三佛，与现在贤劫初的拘留孙（Krakucchanda）、俱那含牟尼（Kanakamuni）、迦叶（Ka^ys/a^pa）、释迦牟尼（S/akyamuni）等四佛。这七佛皆已入灭，故又称过去七佛。

In the past, three Buddhas, VIPA ^ SYI, S / ikhi ^, and Vis / vabhu at the end of the solemn robbery, and four Buddhas at the beginning of the xianrobbery, including krakuccchanda, kanakamuni, Ka ^ YS / A ^ PA, and S / akyamuni. These seven Buddhas have been destroyed, so they are also called the past seven Buddhas.

毗婆尸佛，巴利语 Vipassi， 梵语 Vipa?yin，汉语音译毗婆尸，意译为观，以其如月圆智满，则云遍见。魄尽惑亡，则云净观。既圆且净，则云胜观、胜见，是为七佛之首也。

Vavashi Buddha, Pali vipassi, Sanskrit VIPA? Yin, Chinese transliteration of vavashi, free translation for view, with its full moon, clouds can be seen everywhere. When the soul is confused and dead, the cloud is clean. If it is round and clean, the cloud wins the view and view, which is the first of the seven Buddhas.

如月圆智满，如云遍见。佛魔一体，齐云齐月，皆为过去七佛之首之化身。后齐云子与齐月芽再次相遇。齐云子品茶而顿悟前身，有诗为证：

The moon is full, the wisdom is full, and the clouds are everywhere. The integration of Buddha and devil, Qi Yun and Qi Yue, are the embodiment of the head of the past seven Buddhas. Later, Qi Yunzi and Qi Yueya met again. Qi Yunzi had an epiphany when tasting tea, as evidenced by poetry:

从来佳茗似佳人

Always good tea is like a beauty

欲泡犹怜叶中魂

I feel pity for the soul in the leaves

当时月下承玉露

At that time, the moon was holding jade dew

今日杯中叹浮沉

Today's cup is full of ups and downs

二 《梅山剑影》

II. Meishan sword shadow

梅山苍苍，资水泱泱

Meishan is green and the capital is vast

仙踪侠影，道法正藏

Fairies and chivalrous shadows, Taoism is hidden

这是刻在梅山 降魔涯上的一首四言古诗。寓含一套最上乘的驱魔剑法。相传为赤松子之友齐云子以最上乘的剑法齐云剑所刻写。然而齐云剑派自齐云子创立两千年来，已渐渐衰落。如今是桃木剑 雷公剑 冰碛剑 齐云剑 七星剑，五剑争锋。梅山魔道互斗，百姓苦不堪言。齐云剑第一百六十代传人松之雪与师弟壶千两和叶孤城立志重振师门，并报师弟南宫铎被害之仇，于是梅山风云再起，时闻鬼哭狼嚎………

This is a four character ancient poem engraved on Meishan's demon subduing career. It contains a set of the best exorcism sword technique. It is said that it was carved by Qi Yunzi, a friend of Chi Songzi, with the best sword technique Qi Yun sword. However, Qi Yun sword school has gradually declined since Qi Yunzi was founded two thousand years ago. Now it's peach wood sword, Lei Gong sword, moraine sword, Qi Yun sword, seven star sword and five swords. The people are miserable because of the fighting between the demons in Meishan. Song Zhixue, the 160th generation of Qi Yunjian, together with his younger martial brother Hu Qianliang and ye Gucheng, determined to revive the school and avenge the murder of his younger martial brother nangongduo, so the wind and cloud in Meishan rose again, and ghosts cried and wolves howled

松之雪与壶千两，叶孤城的师父于十年前被害，至今尸骨未见。故其三人皆为师叔南宫铎所养大。齐云剑法都只学了个入门九式。南宫铎生前言，师兄的齐云剑法只怕要失传了，因为他只学了齐山剑法。

Pine snow and pot thousand Liang. Ye Gucheng's master was killed ten years ago. So far, no bones have been found. Therefore, all three of them were raised by martial uncle nangongduo. Qi Yun has only learned one beginner level nine moves. Nangong duosheng foreword, elder martial brother's Qiyun sword technique will be lost, because he only learned Qishan sword technique.

在松之雪几人追踪 南宫铎一案的同时，他们最终发现，其师父之失踪居然与南宫铎的一位已经出家的法号苦芹的尼姑朋友有关。

While song Zhixue followed nangongduo's case, they finally found that the disappearance of his master was actually related to a nun friend of nangongduo who had become a monk and was called bitter celery.

三魔幻喜剧小说《小妹闯江湖》

Three magic comedy novels "little sister into the Jianghu"

讲述一个白领丽人无法忍受上司的无理折磨和同事的勾心斗角，同时男朋友软弱无能，屡次被街头混混欺负，还因为疫情而失业，小妹遂决定去梅山拜齐云子为师，学习至高无上的梅山道法，从此开始了一段历史和现实互相穿越的江湖历险记。小说深刻地揭示了在男权世界，女性如何挣脱层层羁索，追寻自己的梦的故事。作者将它定位于一曲男权世界的讽刺故事和一曲女性主义的赞歌。

It tells about a white-collar Beauty who can't stand the unreasonable torture of her boss and the intrigue of her colleagues. At the same time, her boyfriend is weak and incompetent, has been bullied by street gangsters many times, and has lost her job because of the epidemic. Therefore, my little sister decided to go to Meishan to worship Qi Yunzi as a teacher and learn the supreme Meishan Taoism. From this, she began a Jianghu adventure in which history and reality cross each other. The novel profoundly reveals the story of how women break free from layers of fetters and pursue their dreams in the patriarchal world. The author positions it as a satirical story of the patriarchal world and a hymn of feminism.